TJ'S Cards
and Comics
TJ's Lingo
Left alone man will develop his own means of communication. This is a list
of funny sayings and phrases (sometimes borrowed) that can be heard at TJ's.
This list was compiled by suggestions from TJ's "regulars".
| "It hurts when i do that." "Don't do that!" | ||
| "You gotta want it" | Subway chicken nub | |
| "Ba-BANG there's Mike and Brian, he jack-knifed it" | "It's your friend." | |
| "I've been Mr. Queernuts since i started drinking!" | "Pants down then @#$%" | |
| "I need a forest like i need a woman... Right NOW!" | "That' what she said." | |
| "Hidden treasure.... follow you??" | "You sound like soccer." | |
| "I don't watch Hentai, I just read the articles." | "I'll be down more often." | |
| "This is why we don't have nice things" | "ooww My EYE!" | |
| "Go do something useful, have a seat on the bench!" | "Big Daddy Shoe Plan" | |
| "Wanna see a grown man get hot?!" | Waagh my pussy hurts! | |
| "What's the weather going to be like Lew? Nice, back to you..." | Bajiggity! | |
| "Friends don't molest thou friends!" | "Ya dumb@#$%" | |
| "I don't want to get my Summer Car dirty" | "Yah, It's really fun!" | |
| "Un Coca poor french Whore" | "Omlette du fromage" | |
| "Take John Rocker to the hunting lodge" | "Lemme in a box!" | |
| "Cause I'm your mother, that's why!" | "Sea Snids!" | |
| "I wish I had a life size gummi bear: oonse oonse oonse..." | Rex Manning Day | |
| "... that's not a bad thing, THAT's a good thing!" | "mind benders" | |
| "I think people just want to save money." | "DONKEY...!" | |
| "Can I call you sweetheart!?" | "Your the boss!" | |
| "Are you hungry? No. WHY NOT?! I'm going to Bill's to eat." | "Up in the mix" | |
| "Tom said this will make me sexy what's that mean?" | "Keepin' it real!" | |
| "It might be, it could be, it is!" | "Sexy Rexy!" | |
| "Someone scuffed the Jordan's, you know what that means!" | "Glitta!" | |
| "Josh gimme a cigarette... %^&* you Deno!" | "Call Gary." | |
| "Hey get away from there, that's my uncle's truck!" | "Bling Bling" | |
| "Join the conversation of 10 minutes ago." | "Are you mad?" | |
| "Friends don't let friends get mullets." | "I am the Game!" | |
| "Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me!" | "Hydroxycut" or "benders" | |
| "It's all fake, they use blood capsules!" | "Trey Wingo" | |
| "I love you but i'm not "IN" love with you." | "I'll get my own!" | |
| "Sorry Mr. Obvious, I didn't make the connection..." | "Goosey Juice" | |
| "(anything)... of the Serengetti." | "Mahatmas Crumb | |
| "Run like the girls on baywatch!" | "The light is green" | |
| "You don't know Baby Dee!" | "Shite" | |
| "Josh, you wanna see Spawn?" | "Shniggettees." | |
| "Gimme back my son!" | "peppers!" | |
| "Kenny stole the stormtracker 2000!?" | "Not good!" | |
| "Its yak shaving day!" | "Pat the Baptiste." | |
| "I drive 70 miles to play D&D with you guys!" | "I want 1 stamp." | |
| "John, are you okay? You want a breadstick?" | "I'm a technician!" | |
| "Pat your wafting!" | "I got a 3.45!" | |
| "Dan, can I have a cheesy cube?" | "Jets." | |
| "What are we doing this weekend?" | Pss pss pss pss. | |
| "But I didn't get hurt." | "Lambay cuolo!" | |
| "That's greener than hell!" | "Pull my finger!" | |
| "She misrepresented herself." | "Tiger Woo" | |
| "Here's to all the women in Robert Shaw!" | "Herb" | |
| "The chewing gum and water diet." | "Unbelievable!" | |
| "We need the roll again questions" | "Ponynub" | |
| "I've got 2 tickets to Iron Maiden baby..." | "Mullets" | |
| "I can do it, myself." | "Chocolate..." | |
| "A padded envelope" or "Bubbleope" | "Skins" | |
| "What's another name for engorged?" "I'll look it up." | "Frottage King" | |
| "Tell me something true, something true - I hate peas." | "Yah, I see him" | |
| "My dog died, wahhawhahhwhwhawha..." | "Shultz!" | |
| "It's got a good beat and I can dance to it.." | "Fork? Sauce!" | |
| "Don't call me that!" | "Didn't I tell you?" | |
| "Oh @#$%, I sit there!" | " Hooda!" | |
| "Uh Uh, Temper Temper" | "I'm Dead sexy!" | |
| "Fruit cup, pick it up!" | "Woooo!" | |
| "It's all about the stomp!" | "Eat'em" | |
| "I held his jacket while he gots the beats!" | "Sheist!" | |
| "We will spare no expense to find this man's keys!" | "Un keina aya" | |
| "I'm gonna get my learn on!" | "I'm goin' nuts!" | |
| "Tom & Jared get in the basement there's a tornado coming!" | "How's that work?" | |
| "The Great Material Continuum!" | "Greenday 3:14" | |
| "Pete, take me home - My mom's gonna kill me!" | "Ayyyyeeee!" | |
| "Who broke the dragon?" | "Somethint" | |
| "Queen of the harpies, here's your crown queen!" | "Sausages..." | |
| "I cannot teach the boy, he has no pants!" | "Timmy!!" | |
| "Finger puppets, spank master, and eggrolls" | "Teets!" | |
| "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" | "I'm not a troll!" | |
| "Put a quarter in it and call it a wish cup!" | "FFA" | |
| "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" | "Fishy, fishy, fishy..." | |
| "okay" (in Damien falsetto voice) | "Bog" | |
| "King of the Philistines." | "Wooond." | |
| "That must be Nigel with the Brie!" | "Tight" | |
| "When did she die?" "Oh, about an hour ago, want some cheese?" |
"STARS..." |
Arrangement
and development by Chris
Howell, 1999.
A list of Credits and Disclaimers is located on the Credits
and Disclaimers Page.
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